(25 People Likes) What’s the funniest court case you’ve seen?

eal lived is a cove with a beautiful beach which is about 250 metres long. People go there for nude sunbaking. One of the people was Mr Beal.
At about that time, the Premier of Queensland decided to grab a couple of votes by cracking down on nude sunbaking, so he ordered Queensland’s finest to be let loose. They threw themselves at the job.
As a result, Mr Beal was arrested in his birthday suit and charged with indecent exposure. I knew him vaguely. He phoned me and asked whether is was a criminal offence. I told him it was, so he retained me.
Now, Mr Beal was a civil engineer. Although he was an Australian, he had spent most of his career designing and building freeways and the like in Colorado and Arizona. He was meticulous. So, off he went and surveyed the whole beach from the southern to the northern headland and drew a detailed plan of the locus in quo, showing where he was, where a couple of other people were, and where the police had first appeared around the rocks on the southern headland.
Mr Beal was about 100 metres north of the rocks.
The lower end of each sideburn was gray – maybe one or two centimetres (1/2 to 1 inch for the Americans).
We turned up in court. There were two police witnesses. Their witness statements were a joke – one was a cut and paste of the other with the names and pronouns changed appropriately to protect the guilty. As you will see, the statements were also stupid.
The young cop testified that when he and the old cop came around the rocks, he had seen Mr Beal stark bollicking naked, standing on the beach.
So I cross-examine him.
Me: You said you identified my client from the rocks.
Cop: Yes.
Me (Almost certain what he was going to say): You couldn’t identify him from there, could you?
Cop: Of course I could. My eyesight is excellent.
Me: OK. describe to the court the man you saw.
Cop (I knew he would): He was tall with black hair and grey sideburns. There he is sitting beside you.
Me (Got the lying bastard): Could you see his genitals.
Cop: Of course.
Me: Tell the court, was he circumcised or not?
The Magistrate nearly fell off the bench laughing.
Mr Beal was acquitted on a point of law – there has to be something sexual associated with public nudity to make it indecent behaviour.

I remember another trial that I reported back in 1996 as part of my entry requirements for the Bar. The judgment is on the web at X.queenslandjudgmentsX,au. The case was Donely and Donely v Donely and Others.
For present purposes, what happened was that Justin Donely owned some farming land, but he was holding it on trust under his father-in-law’s will for the benefit of his two small sons, called at the trial “the boys.” Justin wanted to buy some more land and equipment for himself, but he didn’t have the necessary cash, nor any available collateral.
Nothing like that ever stopped a crook. Justin went to the local branch of the National Australia Bank, borrowed the money and gave the bank security for the loan in the form of a mortgage over the boys’ land. The crucial point for this story is that the bank manager knew that Justin was holding the land in trust for his infant sons, but took the mortgage anyway.
Needless to say, it all blew up and the bank sold the boys’ land.
They were majorly pinged off at Justin, so they did.
They retained solicitors who took the job on a speculative basis – no win, no fee – and those solicitors retained my good friend Tony Morris QC to appear on the same basis.
During the trial, Tony was cross-examining the bank’s regional manager about its lending practices. He had contrived to get the banker excessively defensive. The guy was trying to work out which questions were trick questions and which weren’t – which is an excessively stupid thing to do.
Anyway, Tony put it to this turkey that, of course, the bank loaned money to farmers so it could earn interest.
Blow me down if the banker didn’t answer with a straight face, “No. The bank doesn’t care about interest. It’s more concerned with helping the farmers.”
Paul de Jersey, the judge, couldn’t keep a straight face and I nearly wet myself laughing. The bank settled that afternoon.
But wait! There’s more.
Justice de Jersey’s daughter was his Associate. At the risk of drawing the ire of those pofaces in the #metoo movement, I can say that she was exceptionally beautiful.
One of the boys thought so because the next morning after the bank blew itself up, the judge announced that one of them had called his chambers to ask if he could take his daughter to dinner. The judge was concerned that maybe he should recuse himself because he might be said to be biased.
Everyone thought it was a great joke, but nothing more, so the trial continued and the boys won.
Sorry about the long ans

(68 People Likes) Regardless of the driving motive

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(19 People Likes) Why would anyone condone the making of the pedophile child sex doll?

erals eat it up.
Besides, there is nothing illegal about them.
Most laws regarding such things were stuck down, The only thing illegal is actual sex with or pornography using actual children.
One could take a picture of a little girl licking an ice cream and photoshop something else in, not illegal.
One could draw cartoons of He-man raping Dora the Explorer, nothing illegal.
One could take an 18 year old who looks young and dress her up like she is 12 and make pornos and there is nothing illegal about it.
One could also make pornography with the child like sex dolls, and the is nothing illegal about it.
In the United States anyway, only real children being abuse is illegal.
And if someone were a paedophiliac, wouldn’t you want them expressing it with an inanim